Prayer flags for people who aren’t that zen.

Colorful prayer flags with unapologetic profanity. Hang them anywhere you want to offend quietly.

Outdoor spaces

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Dorm rooms

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Camping

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Man caves

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She sheds

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Outdoor spaces ✳︎ Dorm rooms ✳︎ Camping ✳︎ Man caves ✳︎ She sheds ✳︎

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Swear Flags (Free shipping)
$35.00

A string of authentic prayer flags printed with bold, irreverent designs and oh so much profanity. They only pretend to be spiritual, like a lot of us. Outdoor safe, ready to hang, one size fits most walls, patios, and neighbors’ tolerance. Flags are roughly 6×8 and string is roughly 7 feet long.

Why Swear Flags?

  • You have a great sense of humor
  • You have an annoying friend who’s impossible to shop for

  • You appreciate the finer things like swearing

  • Fast shipping and no annoying emails

  • Enough “Live, Laugh, Love” already

  • You know someone who will LOVE this